Here's The Blue Volvo:       Mom   [always loved me best]       Eric    (head like a melon)       Marc  (face like a cherub)       and....check out the hambone! Who could that be?? (Little secret: it's none other than me.) And I haven't changed much folks. Still that same great smile... that same affection for partial nudity...
	Well, not in this <- picture, but hey, if  you want pornography you can go  somewhere else.       So...welcome! Visit my many photo  galleries (subject to change without  notice--not that anyone will actually  visit this site twice] and enjoy!

The Ego Gallery.  These are the more photogenic pictures of me through the ages.
It's where I get to pretend that I'm a fab supermodel and plaster my face everywhere. And you can participate in the delusion! Feel free to download the images and use them as wallpaper for your computer desktop, placemats in your kitchen, or, say, to put on an international stamp of some sort. However, a 1 cent charge will automatically apply as Bill Gates Microsoft has just given my liscence to test drive his new elite web-surfer-tracking device "SupaTracker2000--the inescapable".

Summer in Denmark.  Pics from my '96 trip.  This is one of the most beautiful places on earth. Thanks to the Grantham Lions Club for sending me, and hello everyone I met!

Bird Brains.  I'm trying to census the birds around my house--identifications are a daily challenge--as a beginner I'm in need of some serious ornithological help. Check it out!  You might learn something, or help ME learn something.